What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Yes sir it is.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I just cannot wake up early, even if I sleep on time. What should I do?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

HELLO

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Why are Republicans so afraid of a strong leader like Vice President Kamala Harris? Are they worried if she becomes President she will make them look stupid?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Why can’t my wife just accept the fact that I’m going to cheat?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Sure no problem officer.

Could humans be selectively bred, like dogs, to create 2 subspecies that can no longer have offspring? Do I not understand selective breeding properly? Im not worried about the moral implications, just the science please.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

{RING} {RING}

After a few moments he returns.

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I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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